What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.


Whatโ€™s Spanish for โ€œI know you speak English?โ€ First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesnโ€™t date magicians. Thereโ€™s only one man Iโ€™ve ever called a coward, and thatโ€™s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what Iโ€™m calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I donโ€™t criticize you! And if youโ€™re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Afternoon delight
Steve Holt! Across from where? Really? Did nothing cancel? Itโ€™s a hug, Michael. Iโ€™m hugging you. Iโ€™m a monster. Thatโ€™s why you always leave a note!

  • Thatโ€™s what it said on โ€˜Ask Jeeves.โ€™
  • I donโ€™t understand the question, and I wonโ€™t respond to it.
Ready, Aim, Marry Me
Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didnโ€™t like his trailer. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Pier Pressure
Iโ€™ve opened a door here that I regret. We just call it a sausage. I care deeply for nature. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, youโ€™ll have more fun. Whatโ€™s Spanish for โ€œI know you speak English?โ€

  1. Marry me.
  2. Really? Did nothing cancel?
  3. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, youโ€™ll have more fun.
  4. Across from where?
  5. We just call it a sausage.

Pier Pressure
Whoa, this guyโ€™s straight? Thereโ€™s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Heโ€™ll want to use your yacht, and I donโ€™t want this thing smelling like fish. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, youโ€™ll have more fun.

Good Grief!
Guyโ€™s a pro. I donโ€™t understand the question, and I wonโ€™t respond to it. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I donโ€™t understand the question, and I wonโ€™t respond to it. Thereโ€™s only one man Iโ€™ve ever called a coward, and thatโ€™s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what Iโ€™m calling you is a television actor. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didnโ€™t like his trailer.

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